Top 5 Sexiest Female Ghosts
The Top 5 Sexiest Female Ghosts, granted their title for no other reason than sheer hotness, regardless of how much their movie or TV show was devoid of substance.
Comedy Writing
A Loon with a View Centennial
Since 2008, I've written 99 articles for Points in Case. So in honor of this here 100th article milestone, I thought I'd take us all on a little trip down memory lane.
Lance Armstrong Has Always Been a Douchebag
Lance Armstrong is a an egotistical, hypocritical, lying, cheating, criminal, douchebag, drug addict... who also raised money for cancer.
Why the Pope Really Resigned
The fact that it's been 600 years since the last Pope quit and every Pope since then has died in office should probably tell you something. He's retiring his moral compass.
Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2013
I for one am looking forward to watching The Vampire Diaries while fantasizing about Nina Dobrev without Mitt Romney or Barack Obama interrupting my salacious thoughts.
The Illicit Meaning Behind the Lyrics to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
It's time to overanalyze another Christmas song that you'll NEVER EVER be able to hear again without your mind going to a very dark place.
Five Things That Seem Much Smaller Than They Really Are
Words, ideas and inventions may seem insignificant, but it's often their impact that is way bigger than any shockingly large technological contraption.
Top 5 Sexiest Female Zombies
To a man, nothing is hotter than the idea of a woman who wants nothing more than to devour him, along with the guarantee that she's going to swallow.
We Should Recall Stupid People, Not Everyday Products
Every day there is another unnecessary product recall that could have been wholly avoided with the simple addition of just a modicum of common sense.
My First Day at Church
As I walked up to the building for the first time, all of the altar boys in the church started pointing at me and whispering as if I was some kind of a freak.
Comedy Wants to Be Politically Incorrect
Comedians need to recognize that the moment they start apologizing for their jokes is the moment they've ceased to be a good comedian. Stop censoring yourselves!
The Fifty Shades of Grey Matter
Fifty Shades of Grey proves once and for all that women are by far, THE MORE SEXUAL of the two genders. If you doubt that for a second, just look at the sale demographics of the trilogy.