Five Things You Didn’t Know About the Amish
I made a trip to Lancaster, PA to learn everything I could about the Amish, because I like to do more than read about stuff on Wikipedia. What I discovered will shock you.
Comedy Writing
From First to Last Note: Skrillex Drops It Hard
I've heard a lot of my friends say how dubstep is just a bunch of noise that isn’t even remotely music, especially when it comes to Skrillex. So I just want to say, FUCK YOU, WE HAD A PACT!
When You See Samantha, You’ll Shit a Brick
If you haven't heard of Samantha Brick, she's the woman who's ignited global debates with an article titled: "There are downsides to looking this pretty": Why women hate me for being beautiful.
Probably Somebody is Watching
Takeru was taken aback by all the elaborate cosplay costumes and lavish excess of the people in the Capitol. It was a stark contrast from the poverty and starvation that accompanied the thirteen districts.
Rolling in Her Deep
I recently got a call from a producer who wanted to meet in California for some kind of brainstorming consultation to get comedic ideas for his next project. The results will surprise you.
Black Monday: The Day After the Super Bowl
Just because I have a penis and happen to cross your path today doesn't mean I give two shits about how you watched sweaty men chase other sweaty men around all last night.
Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2012
Finally, we can enjoy the fall of North Korea, another plethora of "I Voted" stickers, and the most highly publicized apocalyptic failure in history. You're alright, 2012.
The Little Drummer Boy Gets Fucked Again
What better Christmas song to completely twist and misintrept the original meaning than my least favorite, "The Little Drummer Boy." The Catholic Church will not be happy.
Five Things That Seem Much Bigger Than They Really Are
With just enough hyper-extreme exaggeration, you can spin just about anything to seem much bigger than it really is. Here are few highlights, including cell phone issues and your appetite.
Top 5 Sexiest Witches/Covens
Women have always wielded a magical power over men that can bring us to our knees, even though they often cast those spells while on theirs. Here are the hottest witches.
The Idea of the Apocalypse Has Never Been So Wrong
As I lay prone on the ground and wait for the inevitable end of my days, I run the translations again in my mind as the events finally unfold. The Raptor is now upon me.
iSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick
What Steve Jobs did was create an army of narcissistic, self-centered, self-absorbed, zombie clones by sucking their very souls into his world like Shang Tsung.