Facebook Redesign for Dummies
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Comedy Writing
I Know What You Didn’t Do Last Week
Guess which one of the following things I did NOT do while on vacation last week. The first person to guess the right answer wins a Points in Case t-shirt!
The Creepy Art of the Female Bathroom Ninja
Here I am sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom in complete darkness and the freakin lights went out. Surely there must be better ninja ways of fooling motion sensors.
Google, Plus a Whole Lot of Hype
What can I say about Google+ that hasn't been said before about every other social networking site that has preceded it? Pretty much nothing, it's all EXACTLY THE SAME.
Top Ten Most Annoying Drivers
Few things in this world annoy us more than idiot drivers. I don’t know what it is that gets our blood boiling so much since we’ve all been 'that driver' at some point.
The Catholic Church Finally Gets Anal About Sexual Abuse
The Vatican recently released a letter telling bishops to report sex abuse to the police, showing the world that they finally mean (unofficial) business when it comes to morality.
Oh Shit, I’M the Asshole
We've all been there, some of us more than others. It's that moment just after doing something where you realize YOU are actually the asshole, not the other person.
I’m Buggin’ Over Stink Bugs (Halomorpha halys)
The arch nemesis of this war chronicle is the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug, something that looks like it crawled/flew right out of the Jurassic Period.
Get Out of My Comment Box
I don't know if this is your first time using the internet or what, but you can't own a comment section, regardless whether it's under your published article or not. So stop pissing and moaning.
Why Do Men Still Pee Standing Up?
Mark my words ladies, if you put Tinkle Targets in the toilet at every party you throw, then eventually he'll get the message and pee sitting down from then on.
What the Hell is Up with Roadside Memorials?
Roadside memorials seem to be getting bigger, more elaborate, more bizarre, and even more distracting lately, which, ironically, also defeats their purpose.
What is the Best Remedy for Dealing with VD?
Pay attention men: Valentine's Day is a holiday where minimal effort can make the woman in your life feel loved and appreciated, thus leading to a night of sex for you.