The Truth about Mel Gibson
Personally, I've always thought Mel Gibson was a pretty decent actor. Then it occurred to me that he wasn't acting when he played most of those roles.
Comedy Writing
Facebook Events: Apparently I’m Not Invited to Understand Them
I think it’s time I finally came clean about it once and for all. I just don’t understand Facebook Events and I have no idea what the etiquette is when I get invited to them.
Men vs. Women: Which is the More Sexual Gender?
One of the most common beliefs in society is that men are WAY MORE sexual than women, but upon closer inspection, that might not be the case after all.
Men vs. Women: Which is the More Emotional Gender?
It is widely accepted in society that women are WAY MORE emotional than men, but what if we factor in anger and tears equally?
Don’t Worry New Hampshire, You Still Get Blown in a Big Way
According to a new survey by Condomania, New Hampshire is the state with the largest penises in America. Suck on that, America.
Marriage Stinks!
No, this isn't another article bashing marriage or praising single life, because I don't believe that crap. This is about the disgusting habit of FARTING in front of your girl!
Scents and Sensibility: The Lemon-Pine War
I like to secretly believe that there is an all out war going on between the citrus fruits and the trees of this planet, as both are trying to infiltrate every product I use.
Top 5 Reasons Americans Are So Rude
Whether it's politics, cuisine, attitude, or history, one way or another the same question always arises: 'Why are Americans so rude?'
5 Gum: Apparently I’m Chewing It Wrong
Advertising in the gum industry has gotten out of control. As much as I would love to journey to outer space, sometimes I just want a piece of gum.
How to Get Started @Twitter
In Twitter world, you actually have to be nice and give a shit what other people say, instead of just randomly yapping to the world in bite-sized statements. Who knew?!
Guerrilla Knitting? Knitta Please!
It's called Guerrilla Knitting, otherwise known as urban knitting, knit graffiti, yarn bombing, knit tagging, or thread banging. And it's spreading fast.
Does Viagra Work on Normal, Healthy Men?
What we really need here is a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled, multi-tiered, reverse-roofie, Viagra fuck test. Volunteers?