The Five Types of Morning Coffee Crazies
A list of people you will find at the coffee preparation station and the best way to fuck with them for your own personal amusement.
Andrei is probably the most sarcastic person you will ever meet and you should never take him too seriously. A sane person in an insane world would still be considered insane by everyone else. You can also follow his snarky views of the world via and
A list of people you will find at the coffee preparation station and the best way to fuck with them for your own personal amusement.
New Hampshire used to pride itself on its world record for the fastest wind gust ever recorded on Earth. That is, until Australia took the wind out of its sails.
Maybe it's the need for speed, the desire for attention, or just over-compensating for ridiculously tiny penises... whatever it is, I don't understand men and cars.
I understand that you're busy and all, but I just thought you should know that this 'plan' of yours pretty much blows! Leave shit alone down here!
True Companion has developed the world's first sex robot, a life-size doll designed to engage you in conversation rather than lifelike movement. Uhh... sweet?
On January 4th, 2010 the world's tallest building was opened in Dubai, otherwise known as We Want You to Think We Have a Huge Cock Land.
I'm not excited about 2010 at all; in fact, I’m rather disappointed with the progress of the human race in general. Still no flying cars? Really?
A friendly game of Christmas questions at the church turns into an all-out war to win candy canes at any expense: even at the expense of Jesus himself.
If you really listen to The Little Drummer Boy song carefully, it's merely about a poor kid playing a drum for baby Jesus, pa rum pum pum pum.
I'm going to admit this at my own risk: I am highly disturbed by Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's bizarre acts of trying to prove his manliness.
To get all offended that an artist lip syncs on stage is no different than walking out on David Copperfield because he isn't ACTUALLY magical.
Ladies, I'm here to tell you one of a man's innermost secret thoughts whenever we see that you got your hair cut: we wish you didn't.