Dead Rock Star Bingo
"I can’t even remember a time in my life when I did not love [dead rock star]." / "Shocked and saddened..."
Andrew is a writer from Orlando, Florida. He has contributed writing to the Washington Post, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Weekly Humorist, and Robot Butt among others. He once mistook an airline pilot for a hotel concierge and he still thinks about it a lot. He is the author of a book of essays and humor called Fatherhood: Dispatches From the Early Years.
"I can’t even remember a time in my life when I did not love [dead rock star]." / "Shocked and saddened..."
ROUND 2: We will re-enact Alice Cooper's “School's Out for Summer” video shot for shot. Contestants may borrow as many eye-liner pencils as they need.
I am the only one in my sphere of influence who has a truck that hauls ass. As such, my friends frequently call me to haul some ass for them.
I need to be moistened. I must stay moist. Look at me upside down and I become the illustrated narrative of Ben’s epic friendship with Matt Damon