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Good reasons for anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances, to buy, make, or consume a blueberry bagel.
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Good reasons for anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances, to buy, make, or consume a blueberry bagel.
Providing difficult choices among terrible options is—like with cable TV—in keeping with Hell’s overall philosophy of customer dissatisfaction.