This Church Service Would Be Way Better If the Youth Band Drummer Got into It More
Leadeth these people past the still waters and into a heavenly double-time breakdown. Let the angels proclaim the glory of that sick beat.
Comedy Writing
I’m Not Panicking, I’m Just Buying Up All the Gas Because I’m the Most Important Person on Earth
You might think I’m completely oblivious to the concept of shared social norms and values, and the fact is—you’re right.
Q&A When Someone Learns You’re Colorblind
Can you see this? Yes, of course. What is it? A banana. No, I mean, like, what color is it? Yellow.
The Ten Most Important Years of the Past Decade
2011: The Year We Lost Contact When Rupert Murdoch Blocked Alien Transmission with a Private Satellite and Claimed Worldwide Redistribution Rights.
Our New Corporate Cybersecurity Rollout Protects Your Computer by Rendering It Completely Inaccessible to You
Once your laptop reboots, please use the following case-sensitive password to log in: MyNameIsToddAndImAFuckingIdiot
Godzilla vs. Empty Nest Syndrome
Minilla plods off, leaving Monster Island by himself. Godzilla chokes back his atomic ray as he remembers the first time he laid eyes on him.
We’re Saluting Maritime Erotica All This Month on Turner Classic Movies
All Hands on Dick, a film that French director Georges Méliès called, “The most stimulating cinematic treasure since my The Conquest of the Pole.”
The Smiths Song Titles Updated to Reflect Morrissey’s Support of Right-Wing Extremist Groups
"Pretty Girls Make Graves (For Immigrants We Don’t Want and I Smile at Those Girls and Give Them a Thumbs-Up Because I'm a Hateful Racist Arse)"
The Stages of Trying to Convince Yourself You Like the New Weezer Album
3. Bargaining: “Maybe if they make some goofy videos it’ll make up for the shitty songs, right? I mean, come on, it works for OK Go."
We’re Glad You’re Enjoying the Game, But Would You Mind Disabling Your Shot Blocker?
We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?