How to Fold a Fitted Sheet
Turn the sheet so that the elastic edge faces you. Do not look directly at it, lest it sense your anxiety.
Comedy Writing
Why Your End-of-Year Bonus Is a Pet Rock
You: Is there a financial component? Boss: Who needs money when you have the love of a decorated lump of minerals?
To Thank You for Being My Gladiators, I’m Providing Cupcakes
It will be a chance to network over a sweet treat with other gladiators who, in a few days, will try to clobber the life out of you.
Tasting Notes of Cocktails You Will Not Be Ordering
There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.
A Referance Lettr 4 my Firrst Grayde Teecher 4 Ur Aplebeeez Summr Brake Serving Job
Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.
An Evening at an Exclusive Jazz Club or an Evening Being Interrogated by Guerillas?
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”