To Thank You for Being My Gladiators, I’m Providing Cupcakes
It will be a chance to network over a sweet treat with other gladiators who, in a few days, will try to clobber the life out of you.
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It will be a chance to network over a sweet treat with other gladiators who, in a few days, will try to clobber the life out of you.
There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.
Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.
In the distance, you hear the echo of someone repeatedly muttering, “Mingus Ah Um.”