Other Things That Were Considered Evidence of Witchcraft in 17th Century Salem
- Saying “have fun” when someone says they have to go to the bathroom - Seductively unbuckling one of the buckles on your left shoe
I'm a screenwriter for television, video games, and transmedia, as well as an award-winning author and graphic novelist. I was a staff writer for the last two seasons of the comedy series TruTV PRESENTS: WORLD'S DUMBEST, which as you may have guessed aired on TruTV. Some of my other television writing credits include the PBS Kids series CYBERCHASE, the Cartoon Network series CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR, the MTV series TRL, and the FYI Network series BROKE BITES. During the past several years, I've written over two dozen humor pieces for MAD MAGAZINE. I've also written for other humor publications including NATIONAL LAMPOON ONLINE and JEST. And I've written three LEGO STAR WARS humor books for kids, all of which are currently available from Scholastic.
- Saying “have fun” when someone says they have to go to the bathroom - Seductively unbuckling one of the buckles on your left shoe
The theme of my Bar Mitzvah is “Lying awake at night, your face slick with sweat, drowning in a pool of your own despair.”
“Synonyms for ‘laugh’ include ‘chortle,’ ‘gurgle,’ ‘snicker,’ and ‘titter,’” Commander Garm told the dead alien for no discernible reason.