31 Affirmations for Quarantine
I acknowledge that I can change my sweatpants if I want to or I can wear the same ones every day forever and only I have the power to choose.
Arijana Ramic is a charming but devious standup comedian and writer making a name for herself in Seattle, WA. While she regularly features and headlines in her hometown but has flown as far as Ireland to perform. After nearly 5 years of doing stand up, she has had the pleasure for hosting for the likes of Jak Knight, Jenny Zigrino, and Jesus Trejo. In 2016 she was voted the runner up for Seattle Weekly’s Best Comedian but more recently she competed in the the 2019 Seattle International Comedy Competition. When she’s not onstage talking about her immigrant parents or faking a pregnancy, she’s likely creating video sketches for her Aisha and Arijana Facebook page. You may have also read her satirical musings published on sites like the Little Old Lady Blog or Slackjaw. Her mother has said of her work “I don’t like how vulgar you are onstage.”
I acknowledge that I can change my sweatpants if I want to or I can wear the same ones every day forever and only I have the power to choose.
“Live, Laugh, Love” in Cursive: Are you a human or the wall clock I bought from the Home Goods clearance section?
5. You ever just sit and think about how you talk too much? 6. Be someone’s reason for not committing murder today.