A Tepid Guide to Starting a Band
Starting a band takes a lot of time, practice, and self-loathing. You truly need to hate yourself to get into the state of mind necessary for writing profound, echoing lyrics.
My brother and I grew up with Dave Barry. Not literally, though that would've been neat. By age 10 I was reading satirical anecdotes and decided, hey, why not toss my ring into the hat?
Starting a band takes a lot of time, practice, and self-loathing. You truly need to hate yourself to get into the state of mind necessary for writing profound, echoing lyrics.
When you take a shower, your brain releases these chemicals called "neurons" that swim around in your brain and increase thought processing.
Assuming you make it to the top of the mountain, strap yourself into your deathboard, making sure you have no feeling in your feet, then just go for it dude.