I’m an Elite Professional Quarterback, but My Coaches Don’t Trust Me with the Team’s Tablet
When I switched to the New York Times mini-crossword they yelled at me again---and put child locks on so I could only look at replays.
I'm a writer based in Philly. I've had work in Vox, Current Affairs, Jacobin, High Shelf Press, Coffin Bell Journal, and elsewhere. I'm working on a novel and short story collection, and I publish humor at Artie's Grab Bag on Substack.
When I switched to the New York Times mini-crossword they yelled at me again---and put child locks on so I could only look at replays.