The Plastic Bag from “American Beauty” Is Ready for a Comeback
I don’t understand why no one wants to hire me. I played opposite Annette Benning, for fuck sakes.
Comedy Writing
Sheep Want to Reclaim the Word “Sheep”
What's so bad about herd life? We share the same habits (grass), passions (grass), and politics (reduce your carbon pawprint...and grass).
Yoga for [Insert Unrealistic End Goal of Breathing and Posing]
Assume a plank pose on the mat that you ordered from Amazon, mentally petitioning Jeff Bezos to treat his employees properly.