15 Reasons Why You’re Not Attractive
From the moment he screamed, 'Hey redhead! What's yo name, redhead?!' I knew it was fate. So here you are, asshole, all the reasons you're not attractive.
Comedy Writing
Observe Every Cultural Cliché Ever: Attend a College Graduation
If you love people watching, mocking, and racial profiling: attend a college graduation. You’ll get a day full of laughs and, more importantly, a lifetime of punchlines.
The 10 Worst Movies Since Rebello Ripped Hollywood a New One
Five years later, Hollywood continues to pump out an overwhelming number of terrible movies. I sorted through five years of shit for the worst.
Your Sidewalk Privileges are on Hold Until Further Notice
It is unbelievable the number of ways in which people make the simple task of getting from Point A to Point B via sidewalk a journey of epic proportions. So here we are, reviewing 'Sidewalk Etiquette for Dumbasses, Vol. 1.'
Leggings: Destroying Women’s Dignity One Camel Toe at a Time
At some point on your college campus you have encountered the girl who believes that her skin-tight leggings are a completely legitimate form of pants. I don't know who told her that a thin piece of nylon would suffice, but they were fucking wrong.