I Am the Sticky Brown Kitchen Cabinets and All the Other Bad Choices Landlords Make with Their Rental Properties
Not only are my kitchen cabinets sticky and brown, but they contain condos for giant cockroaches who never pay HOA dues.
Twelfth Generation of Off Off Campus at the University of Chicago. Graduate of Stanford Drama. Studied at the Upright Citizens Brigade and with Girl Crush. Television credits include "9-1-1," "Bones," and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Shows remarkable restraint not putting googly eyes on absolutely everything.
Not only are my kitchen cabinets sticky and brown, but they contain condos for giant cockroaches who never pay HOA dues.