Photoshop Project 2
For our second Photoshop project, we created a poster for our favorite subject in school. My poster has a manatee wearing a purple top hat and carrying a musket with the words "Math Rules!!!"
Comedy Writing
Living With Glaucoma: What to Expect From Your First Marijuana Treatment
After consuming your marijuana or other THC-laced product, find a comfortable seat in your residence and prepare for a flood of serotonin.
Example of a Standard Doofus Contract
Pursuant to the provisions of Sections 502 and 805 of the Doofus Law, the undersigned hereby certify: 1. The name of the Doofus is MR. YANCEY P. SULLIVAN IV and will hereby be recognized as a 'Doofus' or 'Stupid Person.'
How Does a Pet Get Into Pet Heaven?
In Pet Heaven there are no collars, cages or tanks. Angels feed and clean up after your pets every day, and there are sticks that throw themselves for the dogs.
With MIT Online, Anyone Can Be Smart for Free!
Recently the Massachusetts Institute of Technology launched an online learning initiative called "MITx" allowing anyone to take MIT classes for free. Here's a sampling.
Mable’s TV Studio Pitch for a Show Called “Baby Tycoons”
Dear TV Studio Executives: Everyone loves babies and everyone loves watching rich people do stuff, so why not add them together and get a funny TV show out of it?
Kid’n Around: Music For Children Only
Kid’n Around is a heart melting band created by Josh and Nathan Dweezler. Albums include "Free Candy at Our House!" and "White Van Comes a Callin’" both available on CD or cassette.
Let’s Talk About Politics
Some politicians must wear "Politics = Life" t-shirts under their suits. I mean, come on! We get it already. You love politics! Here’s a gold star. Now can we just move on already?
RE: Spoon Restaurant Idea
I took a look at your business plan for the spoons only restaurant idea, and everything looks pretty good. I’ve never eaten a five-course meal with just spoons and I’m sure thousands of others haven’t either.
Today’s National Weather Forecast Brought to You by PepsiCo
Showers and thunderstorms for most areas east of the Mississippi River continue through Tuesday, so why not stay inside, grab a Pepsi® and bag of Doritos® Last Call Jalapeño Popper™ tortilla chips and listen to the Black Eyed Peas on your iPod?
Greg’s New Kitchen Appliances Talk Too Much, And They’re Mean, Too
The combination refrigerator and freezer thought the oven was pretty fucked up. Then again, they were always judging other appliances; especially new appliances.
20 Rigorous Interview Questions Asked By America’s Top Companies
By mulling over these interview questions asked by America's top companies, you will be primed and ready to face any problem during your next interview. Good luck!