Mad Libs: Serious Edition
I had been trying for months to get a table at ___(Name of Family Pet)___, the new restaurant downtown. Tonight, I only needed a table for one, because my wife, Margarette, had ___(Verb)___ me.
Comedy Writing
Here We Dough Again!
Roger, 28, is the assistant manager at Reggiano's. He can make three pizzas in about 58 seconds but he hopes to decrease that number by a lot when he travels to Nashville to compete for the title of "World's Fastest Pizza Maker."
CEO on CEO: Ideas About Excellence
I like to put out the image of the everyday Joe, a guy you can have a beer with and watch the game. But don't let that fool you. I have a cold, empty heart. You gotta be willing to cut a person's throat and watch them bleed to death.
Cat Fancy Subscription Cancelled: Need Fixed Immediately!!!
There's nothing better in life than cuddling up in my living room with my two cats and my Cat Fancy magazines. So you can imagine how utterly devastated I was when I walked down to my mailbox this afternoon and pulled out Dog Fancy!!
Survival Swing
<p>Regular swings just go forwards and backwards, up and down. Over. And over. And over again! Even your grandma can do it! And you know the worst part? It’s BORING!</p><p>But what if there was a swing out there that was unpredictable, dangerous and completely unnecessary to living a happy and healthy life?!?</p><p>Get ready for SURVIVAL SWING!</p>
Kristian Zane Jackson Shares Some Cool Things About Life
Kristian is mostly an international male model, but he's also met some really cool people. Here are three cool ideas he's picked up from modeling all around the world!
Boring Offices: The New Glass Ceiling
Boring offices give women the illusion of success. With a boring office, your female employees will get a sense of accomplishment while staying out of your sight!
Another Year Passes, And So Has Another Lobsterfest®
Dear Mildred, Times have been difficult since I left you in the pouring rain last April. I may be on hard times, but when I close my eyes, I can still see you waving to me from the parking lot of Red Lobster.
FriendsFirst.com Platonic Customer Satisfaction Survey
FriendsFirst.com, the dating website where you're taking it easy and seeing where it goes, wants to know about your online experience. Your Friends aren't making any moves, are they?
Salads by Kevin
Dive into innovative and edible salads like The Kevin (lettuce show you how), or spend the night with Kevin Once Stayed at the Waldorf Salad (expensive).
The Twisty-Pop® Popcorn Maker Secrets to Great Popcorn
Your new Twisty-Pop® stove-top popcorn maker pops superior popcorn. Before you start popping, take a moment to try the leading microwaveable brand. Not going to do it, are you?
Click Here for an Obvious Virus!
Google pays me $1,702.62 a week to stay at home and surf the web! Want to know how it works? Click the picture link that looks like a virus infecting your computer! DO IT!