New York, NY

I'm Ben to most, but occasionally go by "B Morton" at Panera, "Dan" at Starbucks, and "I still can't understand your accent so I'm going to put: Honey" at Just Salad. Originally from Nashville, I now live in Queens. When I'm not busy confusing New Yorkers with my twang, I enjoy writing humor pieces on a variety of topics, both fictional and all too real.

Comedy Writing

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