Explaining Wawa, The Amazing Little Sub Shop
Where I come from back in the Northeast there is a chain of amazing little sub shops called Wawa. Explaining what it is can be a difficult conversation.
Comedy Writing
A Letter to Myself at 14 Years Old
How you doing big guy, it's me, Future Bill. Or should I say it's 'us,' Bill. I'm writing you this letter from a spaceship house! Just kidding, the future is terrible.
One Ticket to the Pee Parade, Please
'These people are eating McDonald’s, how much more grossed out could they be if they saw a homeless penis?' I thought. Not very much apparently.
Jesus was a Dick
I'm pretty sure Jesus was the guy going, 'My birthday, we're doin' it up Vegas style!' and everyone was thinking, 'Yeah, probably not, asshole.
The Facebook Movie: Too Soon?
Justin Timberlake has just been cast in The Social Network, a look at the invention and rise of Facebook. Have they jumped the gun with this movie?
Babies Should Not Have Facebook Accounts
Now that my generation is coming of age and starting to produce offspring, I am noticing a disturbing trend: babies with Facebook accounts. Here's why this should not happen.
An In-Depth Analysis of Lady Gaga’s Music
To better understand how Lady Gaga concocts her erotic, unstable genre, we must perform an exercise in contemporary pop music production.