My 2019 Resolutions According to Things Men Said to Me in 2018
“You should smile more” --- To remedy my resting bitch face, I am going to pull my lips apart with duct tape so that I will have a permanent smile.
Bobbie Armstrong is a broke college student and writer for Metiza. Her work has appeared on Belladonna Comedy, Robot Butt, and her Parents' Fridge.
“You should smile more” --- To remedy my resting bitch face, I am going to pull my lips apart with duct tape so that I will have a permanent smile.
As Acai City’s newest hero, Millennial Girl is committed to protecting and serving all citizens born between 1981 and 1998.