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Bobbie Armstrong Washington, D.C.

Bobbie Armstrong is a broke college student and writer for Metiza. Her work has appeared on Belladonna Comedy, Robot Butt, and her Parents' Fridge.

Comedy Writing

Name: Dick Van Dyke Species: Jerk Physical Appearance: Tall and rude. Personality: Straight white man.

We settled our feud with the local breeder, and will once again have nine living, breathing reindeer on site as in days of yore.

Bonjour, Karen who sits next to me at work. I know how much you judge me for eating peanut butter out of the jar with a fork during lunch.

“You should smile more” – To remedy my resting bitch face, I am going to pull my lips apart with duct tape so that I will have a permanent smile.

As Acai City’s newest hero, Millennial Girl is committed to protecting and serving all citizens born between 1981 and 1998.