Bobbie Armstrong | Points in Case

Bobbie Armstrong Washington, D.C.

Bobbie Armstrong is a broke college student and writer for Metiza. Her work has appeared on Belladonna Comedy, Robot Butt, and her Parents' Fridge.

Comedy Writing

the santases

Welcome to Our New and Improved Santa’s Village and Tree Farm and Water Park

We settled our feud with the local breeder, and will once again have nine living, breathing reindeer on site as in days of yore.

by Bobbie Armstrong and Madeline Goetz
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December 23, 2024

ice woman brr wowow!

I Tried Cryotherapy and Now I’m a Stone Cold Bitch

Bonjour, Karen who sits next to me at work. I know how much you judge me for eating peanut butter out of the jar with a fork during lunch.

by Bobbie Armstrong
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April 3, 2019

an old ass example of man-splaining

My 2019 Resolutions According to Things Men Said to Me in 2018

“You should smile more” – To remedy my resting bitch face, I am going to pull my lips apart with duct tape so that I will have a permanent smile.

by Bobbie Armstrong
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February 6, 2019

Here they come to save the day! The Millenial Superheroes

Superheroes in the Millennial Legion

As Acai City’s newest hero, Millennial Girl is committed to protecting and serving all citizens born between 1981 and 1998.

by Bobbie Armstrong
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September 12, 2018