Peekaboo, It’s Me, the Asshole Driving in Your Blindspot
Those crashing car sensor lights that have been flashing in your side mirror for 12 miles now? That’s all me, man.
Comedy Writing
As Your Primary Care Doctor, I Will Be Happy to See You in Three Weeks When Your Symptoms Have Passed
It’s true that in every other context “primary” means first in order. But words and their ordinary meanings can be misleading.
As the Company’s Global Head of Sales, I Firmly Believe That Your Silence in Response to a Dozen of My Emails Means “Yes!”
I was hoping to catch up this week to discuss how our Product You’ve Never Heard Of can quadruple your annual revenue.