Oak Harbor, WA

I do music and other things that make my parents sad.



Comedy Writing

Jokes

Paper is just tree jerky.

— Brandon Berry,

If you end all your emails with “thanks” they’ll eventually figure you out.

— Brandon Berry,

For my next trick, I will replace calories lost hiking with this bag of chips.

— Brandon Berry,

Just because I wore all denim to a wedding doesn’t mean I’m down with Mumford & Sons.

— Brandon Berry,
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