Yelp Reviews of My Near-Death Experiences
I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.
Brandon is a software developer and aspiring humorist who got his start dissecting clowns. He lives in a box made of wood and vinyl with his dog, who is supportive but cannot give actionable feedback. His writing has appeared in such outlets as Slackjaw, Robot Butt and The Haven.
I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.
Farmer Fuel: After the success of Gamer Fuel, the soft drink juggernaut tried the same strategy on the agriculture sector.