We’re All Fucked, ‘Cause You Know, Robots
The REAL robots are super-sleek job-killing bastards, designed by humans to slowly wage a war of attrition on the working class until nothing is left but hyper-rich human robot owners.
Comedy Writing
What to Expect From Your Fat Stoner Roommate
Fat stoners are funny in stoner comedies and in line at Taco Bell, but they aren't good roommates. Here's what to expect if you make the terrible decision to live with one.
Why 80’s Rom-Coms are the Greatest Film Genre
The late-teen/college-aged, sex romp, 1980’s rom-com is the epitome of excellence. And I base this solely on my recent viewing of "The Sure Thing," amongst other preconceptions.
How to Get Properly Drunk for Your Next Big Party
Drinking isn't a one-size-fits-all activity, so how exactly are you gonna get drunk for your next party, office function, or family gathering? Here are 11 recipes for your next event.
Birds are Stupid Idiots: A Guide to Birds
A progressive biologist's guide to understanding and analyzing the 8 groups of birds and their general stupidity and ridiculousness. Because birds are the Earth's comedic gift to us.
The Craziest Girl in the World
Of all the stereotypically lame friends a girl has in her lame group of friends (examples include: shy friend, fat friend, ghetto Latina friend, overly masculine friend, and any combination thereof), no friend is more annoying than 'the crazy friend.'