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Brent Stone Redondo Beach, CA

Comedy Writing

Sigourney Weaver may not have been the best pick to narrate animal play-by-plays, but she's a lot better than Michael Vick or Carrot Top.

If you thought the Mini-Feed was bad news, wait 'til you learn how useless a Facebook application can get. Smells like MySpace in here.

Spend a running diary day with Alex, from intramural afternoon Beirut competition to bartending shot contests. Then pass out on his futon.

Going to the gym and eating healthy may sound nice in theory, but years of probability show that drinking more is 8 billion times more likely.

Unranked Stanford hands USC their first football defeat at home since, well, the last one they handed them in 2001. It's the Cardinal Curse.

The right lane is for driving, and the left lane is for passing. Don't believe for a moment that Californians won't go road rage on violators.

College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.

What little clarity is available in man's brain can only be tapped right after that ass. Then it's all muddy again with thoughts of dirty sex.

Go ahead, bust out the crystal goblets, there's no risk anyone will show up to these parties to break it. Unless of course you're a party Nazi.

Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some

High school debauchery comes with a unique set of obstacles: curfews, inexperience, and vehicular puking. But there's no turning back now.

Google is taking all the leg-work out of getting to know somebody. I don't know about her man, Free iPod Shuffle girls aren't my type.