Welcome to Britain: A Despairing Rant from the Dungeon of Europe
I'm a bitter, resentful kind of guy - an arsehole some would say. And while it would be remiss of me to cast all blame for my sourness onto Britain, I'm going to do it anyway.
Comedy Writing
Plunging the Depths of Boredom
A look at the ways I failed to cope with boredom and loneliness in the vacation weeks leading up to the start of my college career.
Obesity: A Big Problem (See What I Did There?)
It's time for a look at the health issue that's caused the Grim Reaper to hire a tow truck: obesity. Fat people face tough lives, but they also bring great joy to society.
I Have Emerged From the Asshole of the Education System
I completed my atrociously long tenure at Worthing High School, and now, it's time for a fair and balanced assessment, aka an unnecessarily offensive rant.