My Live Blog of a Night at the Frats
Oh my God, I'm walking to frat row. I thought we were being ironic! I was being sarcastic when I said that I wanted to 'get my pong on.' I don't talk like that!
Comedy Writing
Half-Baked Relationship Advice
'A Totally Non-Fiction Sketch That Has Never Happened to Me, Ever.' Drew meets his friends Carly and Sam for some advice about a girl he has a crush on. What he doesn't know is that they got really high beforehand.
An Open Letter from God
Dear Humans, If you wouldn’t mind, could you please do me one favor: Stop yelling my name during sex. At first it was kind of flattering, but now it’s just ridiculous, and completely distracting.
I Know You’re Falling for Me in this Starbucks
Oh, I see you staring at me from the other side of this Starbucks, watching in heat as I seductively sip my double-mocha-frappa-chai-latte. The sex is imminent.
Beer Pong Star Signed to Three-Year Deal
Sophomore Lance Williams, widely considered beer pong’s top prospect, inked a three-year, $12 million deal with campus fraternity Omega Tau Beta..
Class Big Brother
The substitute teacher is in the room and he's brought the Thought Police with him. Disobedience will not be tolerated. Dissent will not be heard.
I Don’t Sell Pot, I Sell Dreams
I don't know what you're talking about man, I'm not holding. I don't even know what holding means. But if I did know what it means, I would be holding the best stuff you've ever seen.
6 Potential Obama Running Mates
Rumors have been circulating for weeks now regarding Barack Obama's potential vice presidential running mate. Look no further than these 6 candidates...
An Increasingly Drunk Guy at a Party Reviews Movies
An increasingly drunk guy at a party reviews Independence Day, 3 beers at a time. Will Smith, so awesome dude!!