How to Know If You’re a Preptard
A preptard is defined as "One who prepares in great detail for highly improbable scenarios, while ignoring impending decisions like what to eat for dinner."
I'm an avid reader and writer, hoping to make an impression on society with my writing, change the world, and discover a way to get all the gum off the bottom of my shoes. Candice Lee Jones is a creative nonfiction author, essayist and animal enthusiast. She’s an avid reader and writer who hopes to make an impression on society with her writing, change the world, and discover a way to convince her cat, Bowie, to stop puking in her shoes. Her work appears in anthologies and magazines, such as Fantastical Visions: Volume II and the online magazine Points in Case. In February 2015, Jones published her first book, Ahead of the Pack: A Guide to Find the Best Doggy Daycare, on Amazon.com. (Available for 99 cents!) It's a humorous how-to manual for dog owners trying to find the perfect daycare for their pooch. Her website, www.CandiceLeeJones.com, showcases some of her latest work and blog babbles for your viewing pleasure.
A preptard is defined as "One who prepares in great detail for highly improbable scenarios, while ignoring impending decisions like what to eat for dinner."
Instead of lifting a middle finger to the lucky job-getters, we should work harder to avoid silly mistakes that land us in a heap of self-pity Cheeto dust.