Marriage, as Explained by an Alien
A female human getting married will choose her favorite female friends and force them to all wear the same dress for the big day.
Carolina Brettler is a comedy writer in New York City. She also works in finance, which definitely helps with comedy writing. She loves directing and producing short films. She has a pet rock that has survived for many years. Follow her on twitter @cbrettler
A female human getting married will choose her favorite female friends and force them to all wear the same dress for the big day.
It's not that I’m afraid of commitment—I just don’t want to start something that’s not right for me.