Dispatches from My Dad’s Visit to a Civil War Battlefield
Just glancing at this green expanse makes me burst with joy. It is the same feeling I had on my wedding day, and on the day you were born.
Caroline is an idiot. She's also an actor and writer living in Los Angeles. Her writing has been published in The New Yorker's "Shouts an Murmurs", The Belladonna, and the zine "Functionally Dead".
Just glancing at this green expanse makes me burst with joy. It is the same feeling I had on my wedding day, and on the day you were born.
I tried hiring dog walkers, but I was banned from all those apps because my dog became infamous for always turning up a corpse or two.
Everyone in the house could be pissing at the exact same time, which is something you could do if you wanted.