My Shameless Piece of Oscar Bait Failed and It’s Not Fair
Just where do you fair-weather fans get off not spending your meager savings on tickets to see a multimillionaire’s vanity project?
Caroline Horwitz is a humor writer from Pittsburgh with work in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Weekly Humorist, Functionally Dead, The Belladonna Comedy, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, Slackjaw, Frazzled, and other publications.
Just where do you fair-weather fans get off not spending your meager savings on tickets to see a multimillionaire’s vanity project?