Carrie Pinkard | Page 2 | Points in Case

Carrie Pinkard Tampa, Florida

Comedy writer based in the decrepit basement of the United States: Tampa, Florida.

Comedy Writing

I spend most of my time trying to escape the room so I don’t have to listen, but the door is always closed.

Alright, let me check my phone. No response? That’s completely cool. I’ll just play with my dog for a little bit.

We want to make one thing perfectly clear: We will not be recalling our Roombas no matter how violent they get.

I thought long and hard about what kind of birthday message to send you. Then I waited for what seemed like decades to receive your reply.