The 6 Most Disastrous Day Drinkers
Wait, it's warm outside? Tour de Franzia at noon? Your buddy just bought two matching neon jumpsuits? DAY DRINK! From the bizarre to the belligerent, these are the day drinkers.
Casey is a self-loathing ginger child who never had anything but being witty to fall back on. Wait, I'm not witty, I'm a stupid dope. See my problem? After years of redhead jokes and ridicule from friends and family, Casey decided to move far, far way to the corn fields of southern Ohio to gain expertise in the realm of Journalism; only to find what she really wanted was her MRS degree. Now, into order to trick a yuppie into marrying her someday, she dolled herself up and started writing the funniest stories in the Tri-state. Wait, no I don't, I'm a loser.
Wait, it's warm outside? Tour de Franzia at noon? Your buddy just bought two matching neon jumpsuits? DAY DRINK! From the bizarre to the belligerent, these are the day drinkers.