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Cassandra Kyriazis Philadelphia, PA

I'm a full-time desk jockey, part-time comedy writer living in The Tiny Pear AKA Philadelphia, PA. I've contributed to The Belladonna, Robot Butt, Enlightenment, The Tusk, xojane, The Cooper Review, and The Billfold. I also run a weekly pop culture newsletter called Cassandra's Good Links. You can subscribe here: www.tinyletter.com/GoodLinksByCassandra

Comedy Writing

I’m Not Picky, I Simply Only Want to Date Heath Ledger in “10 Things I Hate About You” and No One Else

How is that standard any different from "has a job?" Spoiler alert: it's not!

by Cassandra Kyriazis
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July 10, 2019

The Five Stages of Switching Your Twitter Account to Public

Blocking foot-fetishist would mean losing a follower. It's not a competition, but Gabby has a ton of new followers with her "Trump sucks" schtick.

by Cassandra Kyriazis
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March 23, 2018