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Long Island, NY

CD is 6 feet tall and brown. He can bench press like 1000 pounds... well maybe like a million. His legs are really strong too, and because of this he can't walk, he just jumps really high. You could call it flying.

Comedy Writing

The Ass Strike

Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.

My Inner Gym Monologue

The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.

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