Remembering George Steinbrenner: My Night with the Yankees
Derek Jeter pulled me aside and said, 'We have a little tradition we've carried on to keep that Yankee bond strong. The Boss has his way of saying welcome, and we have ours.'
Comedy Writing
Live Blogging the World Cup
The most comprehensive live blog of the World Cup, complete with all the sounds and highlights of every match.
My Summer 2010 Movie Preview
Long past the hay-day of celluloid, the current entertainment landscape allows studios to produce and market films rapidly. But don't miss these gems!
Jesus: He is Risen, and He is Pissed
Jesus put the rusty key into the lock and entered the dingy motel room. He splashed water on his face and studied his reflection. He looked good for a dead guy.
Livelinks: The Deepest Connection Known to Man
Her name was Allison and she was beautiful with a sexy voice. Could I really be so lucky, turning on the TV at the exact moment she made her desperate plea?
Why Don Doesn’t Jog
Is it too hot to jog? Should he eat first? What's the rule about eating first? Should he drink a protein shake first? What's the rule about protein shakes first?
Death by Cheerios
Johnny knew his mother was poisoning him through a careful process of withholding the vitamins and minerals he needed. It was clear that Cheerios alone would not sustain him.
Dead Hooker(s) in the Trunk
'Damnit,' I sighed. The dead hooker in the trunk wasn't my first, and something told me it wouldn't be my last. It was, in fact, my fourth dead hooker.
My Twilight Fan Fiction
As Bella blinked, her eyes adjusted to the midday gray, and her mind began to think about how much high school sucked. And Edward. He was so beautiful.
419: A Nigerian Email Confession
Six million dollars for saving the President of Nigeria. For weeks I would be responsible for the life of a man I might never meet. Was I ready for that kind of responsibility?
The Yogurt Palace: My Years as a King
I worked a different 9 to 5, PM to AM. I was the night maintenance guy at the Yogurt Palace, and I had the whole Palace to myself. For those 9 hours, I was king.