Kim Jong Un’s Inspiring Halftime Speech After a Failed Missile Test
"You really think you deserve to destroy America after a test like that? My father and grandfather are rolling in their graves right now at the thought."
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"You really think you deserve to destroy America after a test like that? My father and grandfather are rolling in their graves right now at the thought."
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