Christopher Schmitt Marietta, OH

A 25-year-old manbaby wrote this. Hello! I just got out of the Navy a little bit ahead of schedule. Turns out it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm on unemployment right now, so I'd like to thank you personally for paying my rent, I really do appreciate it. I write when I'm bored to entertain myself/ friends, I think the retarded drivel i produce is funny and I hope you do too! If you don't.... Fuck you! Who the fuck do you think you are you petulant little nobody! I suppose you think you can write something better? Well you're probably right! So go ahead, I'm not stopping you, Outfunny me!