Quarterback Audibles Around the In-Laws
How can someone from Nebraska not want to talk about football, like, at all?
Comedy Writing
Living My Best Life on My Terms, Per Your Restraining Order
I respect the State of California’s 100-yard rule, and I value precision, which is why I bought one hundred yardsticks at Home Depot.
Guestbook Comments from People Who Died at This B&B
"The rooms were comfortable, the food was exquisite and my husband and I had a glorious time in the pool until they released those piranhas.”
Conditions That Must Be Perfect for My Girlfriend and I to Have Sex
Phone ringer volume must be all the way down, so no one is distracted by a late call from Justin H. Each of us must be into our third Moscow Mule.