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Clare Blackwood is a Toronto-based actor, writer, comedian, and graduate of Toronto's Second City Conservatory. She is a writer for Canada's foremost satire website The Beaverton, and has also been published on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, and elsewhere.

Comedy Writing

Goosebumps Books for Unprecedented Times

"It Came From QAnon" Beware the Forums! – New neighbors can be so strange. At least, that's what Oaklyn Barnes thinks when she meets the Martins.

by Clare Blackwood and Tara Millette
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November 24, 2020

Prince Hamlet or My Neglected Cactus?

Enjoys pretending to teeter on the brink of breakdown to gain physical and emotional labor from loved ones.

by Clare Blackwood
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October 15, 2020

Antifa Job Postings, According to Republicans

Have experience with peaceful protesting but want to take it to the NEXT LEVEL? Often described as "the last person someone would suspect of being a criminal"?

by Clare Blackwood and Tara Millette
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June 23, 2020

Great-Great-Grandma Mathilda’s Recipe for Eating the Rich

Ingredients: 1 billionaire, appropriately beaten; Kosher salt; Fresh herbs / Serves: 99% of the population, when divided equally.

by Clare Blackwood and Tara Millette
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June 20, 2020

I’m the Cockroach That Lives Under the Sink, and This Is My MasterClass

Together, you and I shall become pioneers of pest control vexation by breaking down what I call "The Art of Infestation."

by Clare Blackwood
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May 11, 2020

I’m a Proudly Ambitious Burmese Python, but I Think I’ve Made a Huge Mistake

It is so very, very stuck. Goddamnit, Frank. Goddamnit. You just had to eat the whole thing, didn’t you? You know better than to try shit like this.

by Clare Blackwood
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October 13, 2019