Codie Leiker writes funny things sometimes. When she is not writing those funny things, she is definitely not writing sappy poetry on personalized stationary with a Bic pen that has a feather taped on the end of it because that's for pussies. You can typically find her wandering the Loess Hills, watching anything involving a Real Housewife, and drooling over Abraham Lincoln's Wikipedia page. Yeah, she's kind of retarded. For charity work, Codie enjoys puppeteering for under-privileged children on the dangers of asbestos, fornication, and the misuse of possessive pronouns. When she is not telling the world how it is, you can find her flirting with old men at her local VFW.