Colin Ware
I'm a writer and carpenter who has returned to school after over a decade away. But don't worry kids, just because I've got a buzz cut and dress like your weird uncle, that doesn't mean I'm a narc. Seriously, I'm just a veggie-loving pacifist, NOT a narc. Will someone please sell me some drugs already?!
Jokes
Getting a dog is a lot like gaining a frat brother: he’s always down to go out and rage, he’ll support and encourage you through all your bad decisions, and at some point he’ll lay in a hidden corner of your bedroom watching you bone your girlfriend.