How to Make an Atom Bomb While Your Roommates Are Out of Town
Use a plastic spatula to separate the heavier U-238 isotopes on the outside from the lighter, fluffier U-235 isotopes in the center.
Con Chapman
Boston
I am a Boston-area writer, author of two novels and fifty books of humor, most recently "Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!" (Humor Outcasts). My humor has appeared in The Atlantic, Barron's, The Boston Globe and The Christian Science Monitor, among other publications.
Comedy Writing
Jokes
We run our home like a business, so our kids will understand that everything comes with a cost. They’ve been bugging me for months to raise their allowance, so finally I gave in and said, “Okay, but I’m cancelling your health insurance.”