8 Robots You’re About to Marry (Because You Say Yes to Everything)
The U15-Humanoid Robot was granted independence by the Government or Earth, and the first thing it decided to do was find a human to marry.
Comedy Writing
I Am the All-Knowing Supercomputer Programmed by White Guys to Be Super Inclusive
Kyle and Derek began training me on all subject matters of the world like philosophy and what Derek would refer to as “dank-ass internet shitposts.”
Advice to Bill Gates from One Divorced Man to Another
If you're like me, I imagine Melinda blindsided you with some out-of-no-where comment about how you’re “constantly projecting yourself onto other people.”
Reviews of the Mysterious Glowing Orb
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
7 Reasons You Should Check Out the Science Lab in Josh’s Basement
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.
The Dramatic History of Wacky New Year’s Eve Glasses
There have been rumblings around the office about how our company will manage to pull off our famous “zeros for eyes” design in the year 2010.