You Know Something, Brother?! I Think We Can Settle This Another Way
I was wondering if we could do this another way. Maybe one that doesn’t require rolling on broken glass or literally lighting each other on fire?
Corey Pajka is a Brooklyn, NY-based writer. His satirical work has been published by Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, The Broadway Beat, Flexx Mag, Robot Butt, The Satirist, Funny Times, and The Gorko Gazette. He is the founder and editor of the sociopolitical satire site The Flak (www.the-flak.com). His theatrical work has been produced regionally at theatres across the U.S. and in New York at Off and Off-Off Broadway venues. His radio plays are available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and other outlets. He is also a climate change activist and has worked with 350Brooklyn co-editing their bi-weekly newsletter and contributing to their e-magazine Parts Per Million. He is married to another playwright and they have a Pembroke Welsh Corgi named Sancho Panza.
I was wondering if we could do this another way. Maybe one that doesn’t require rolling on broken glass or literally lighting each other on fire?
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
Do I look like the life of the party? It took me a solid ninety minutes to work up the nerve to even step out onto the floor!
Did you grow up in a modest house, or the suburbs, or a brownstone, or a symbolically dilapidated mansion?
‘Twas something of a bloodbath, all told, but was this not what thou asked for? Well, Happy Father’s Day.
NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator
I want to write a novel about Schrödinger’s Cat, but I don’t know if there’s a story there or not.
— Corey Pajka, @CPajka
When a dog licks a stranger’s face on a walk, they get adored. When I do the same thing on a walk, all I get is “arrested!”
— Corey Pajka, @CPajka
Words can hurt. Ask anyone who’s ever had a dictionary thrown at them.
— Corey Pajka, @CPajka
To air is human. To forgive confusing a frequently used noun with an infrequently used verb? Divine.
— Corey Pajka, @CPajka
Whoever said “time heals all wounds” has never had their head impaled by a javelin.
— Corey Pajka, @CPajka