Yes, I Work for Satan, But It’s Just a Job
Have you ever seen "The Wolf of Wall Street?" It’s like that, except Jonah Hill isn’t the only one eating 5,000 calories for lunch every day.
Courtney Kocak is a Los Angeles-based writer/performer/body dysmorphic (natch). She wrote on Amazon's Emmy-winning animated series Danger & Eggs. She's proudly published some of her most pathetic dating exploits in The Washington Post and LA Times. Her satire has appeared on The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Robot Butt, and Weekly Humorist. She's not here to make friends, she's here to make fart jokes.
Have you ever seen "The Wolf of Wall Street?" It’s like that, except Jonah Hill isn’t the only one eating 5,000 calories for lunch every day.