How to Survive in the Sahara Desert
What do you do if you just happen to find yourself in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Commercial airlines don't fly over the Sahara, as far as I know.
Crad Kilodney has self-published a number of twisted and humorous books, and written for a variety of publications, Canadian and otherwise, such as Only Paper Today, "What" (a literary magazine), and Rustler (for which he wrote a monthly column at one point). Crad is credited with writing the first unsolicited short story ever accepted by National Lampoon, "The Day Saturn Crashed Into The Earth."
What do you do if you just happen to find yourself in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Commercial airlines don't fly over the Sahara, as far as I know.
Even if you're like, totally fucked up and in a wheelchair, you can still garden, okay? Millions of disabled people assume they can't, though.
There are a lot of bad things that can happen to people in this screwed-up world, but there's nothing worse than discovering your hamster is contaminated.
Once again, you confront the fiendish "brain in a jar" that has taken over your life. And what happens? You lose your nerve, and the brain wins again.
Qing Fo, the Chinese Squid Woman, is the biggest mystery in the history of China. Now if your stupid dog would shutup, maybe I could tell you her story!