I’m Going to Deboard This Plane Before You
They say in life, there are no winners and losers, yet here we are, living proof of how far from the truth that actually is.
Comedy Writing
I’m the Guy from the Cult Documentary You Just Watched Who Is Revealed to Still Be Very Much in the Cult at the End
Listen, I can certainly understand your surprise about all this.
Who I Am Now That I Accidentally Ordered Myself Black Silk Bed Sheets
There is currently a Starburst-flavored C4 energy drink wedged underneath the brake pedal of my car.
Gentlemen, It’s Been an Honor Smelling Candles with You All in This HomeGoods Today
It goes without saying that when you've sniffed wax with as many husbands in home décor stores as I have, you tend to get jaded.