Daniel Sidman | Points in Case

Daniel Sidman Baltimore, Maryland

Lover of sentence fragments.

Comedy Writing

I’ve Been Meditating Consistently for Two Weeks and I Still Haven’t Achieved Enlightenment Yet

I’m not sure what the deal is but I wanted to lodge a formal complaint. Do you have an email?

by Daniel Sidman
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July 8, 2021

Dear Man Sitting Near Me at the Airport Picking His Nose and Eating His Boogers During a Pandemic

Do you really need to pull your neck gaiter down at the JetBlue gate and start spelunking your nostrils right then and there?

by Daniel Sidman
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January 7, 2021

Jokes

My therapist told me that OCD is one of the top ten most debilitating disorders. Since I’m competitive I wanted to know why we’re not number one. How can I get our stats up? Is there a March Madness for mental illnesses that I don’t know about?

— Daniel Sidman, @SenorCephalopod